The circus has arrived in town, and this time, the spotlight is on Megan as the ringmaster of a new act that promises to evoke laughter or bewilderment.
Rumors are swirling, thanks to Hollywood gossip guru Janet Charlton, that Megan is working on her autobiography, tentatively titled Shade.
Yes, you heard it right.
Following Harry’s venture into the literary world with “Spare,” Megan seems eager to make her mark with a more colorful narrative.
However, don’t expect a deep exploration of her royal journey.
Late-night host Jimmy Fallon couldn’t resist teasing Megan’s project, playfully labeling it “Fifty Shades of Bronzer by ex-white girl Markle.”
The title “Shade” offers ample comedic potential, serving up laughs on a silver platter.
Megan’s attempt to reclaim a term with racial connotations and shape it into a story about her royal experiences lacks subtlety.
Reportedly inspired by Harry’s success with a one-word title, Megan has embraced the simplicity of “Shade.”
Yet, in her world, this book isn’t just a literary jab at the royals; it’s also a nod to the alleged remarks about Archie‘s skin tone.
It appears that Megan is gearing up to throw some serious shade back at the royal family in what could be the most passive-aggressive book club pick of the century.
But here’s the twist in this tale of literary ambition: finding a publisher for this supposed tell-all is proving as challenging as convincing the public that the Sussexes are an average couple.
According to Neil Shaw, a prominent YouTube personality, publishers are hesitant, requesting a glimpse of the manuscript before committing.
Despite this, Megan remains resolute in her demands, refusing to work without a guaranteed payday.
Moreover, like many royals before her, Megan is said to be enlisting a ghostwriter to help bring her vision to life.
The claim that she has penned a third of the book may translate to merely approving a portion of the content.
If things go awry, the ghostwriter could find themselves taking the fall, while Megan laments the misinterpretation of her story.
Speculation suggests that the Sussex saga may be reaching its climax with Megan’s book serving as the grand finale.
As Hollywood shifts its focus elsewhere, the couple may realize that their grievances fail to resonate beyond palace walls.
Ironically, in their pursuit of validation and relevance, Harry and Megan risk fading into obscurity, remembered more for complaints than aspirations.
As Megan finalizes “Shade,” questions linger about whether this book will be her triumphant moment or just another chapter in the ongoing Sussex drama.
