Oh, where do we even begin with Meghan Markle‘s latest fashion misstep?
Imagine the Duchess of Dissonance herself walking through Beverly Hills dressed in a thick winter coat and a turtleneck sweater, all while the sun blazes down at a warm 73 degrees.
Yes, you heard that right!
Meghan took on the sunny California weather as if she were preparing for an Arctic adventure, grinning for the paparazzi like she had just emerged from a Siberian snowstorm—not a trendy Italian restaurant.
The scene unfolded at Cipriani Beverly Hills, the new celebrity hotspot that’s barely had time to settle in.
There was Meghan, stepping out in a mismatched outfit, seemingly oblivious to the clear skies and the basics of seasonal dressing.
Instead of a casual lunch look, her ensemble screamed “I’m ready for a winter gala.”
Now, let’s talk about the pièce de résistance of this fashion catastrophe: the coat.
This luxurious brown cashmere piece had a shine so intense that you might need sunglasses just to look at it.
And yes, Meghan did try to infuse some Hollywood glamour into the mix with a pair of aviator sunglasses, perhaps hoping they could distract from the overall disaster.
But alas, the shoes—flat, black, and blue with odd cutouts—did nothing to redeem the situation.
In the midst of this style debacle, Meghan made the curious choice to leave her Cartier love bracelet at home.
Instead, she opted to showcase her engagement ring, perhaps believing it would divert attention from her fashion faux pas.
But let’s not forget about those pants.
High-waisted and far too long, they certainly didn’t flatter her figure.
A Hollywood stylist didn’t hold back, pointing out that the cheap shoes were the real culprits pulling the outfit off balance.
The verdict?
An unfortunate mix of suede flats and rayon pants topped off with a coat so pricey it raises questions about whether Meghan understands the climate of her surroundings.
Her attempts to channel the elegance of Catherine, the Princess of Wales, come off more like trying to force a square peg into a round hole.
It’s clear that fashion isn’t Meghan’s strongest suit.
That coat, a Max Mara piece with a price tag that could easily feed a small village, only adds to the bewilderment surrounding this outfit.
In a place known for its endless summer, Meghan’s style seems trapped in a never-ending winter wonderland.
One can’t help but imagine that a snow shovel and skis would have been more appropriate than her current attire.
Here’s a little tip for Meghan: next time you decide to step out in Beverly Hills, maybe check the weather app first.
Or, better yet, consider hiring a stylist who understands the nuances of seasonal dressing.
Because at this point, the only thing she seems to be slaying is common sense.
