In a tale that feels straight out of a soap opera, Megan Markle is at it again, this time setting her sights on the ever-popular Kelly Clarkson.
It seems like Markle, in her relentless pursuit of the celebrity elite, is willing to go to extreme lengths to get noticed.
Imagine this: she’s practically begging through a third party, avoiding a direct approach because, let’s be honest, facing rejection head-on could be too much for her fragile ego.
Megan’s friend, Abigail Spencer, recently appeared on Clarkson’s show and took the opportunity to drop Markle’s name.
“Meg says hello, she loves you,” was the message relayed, as if flattery could somehow open the doors to Hollywood.
If compliments were cash, Markle would be trying to break into Fort Knox with her charm offensive.
She even threw in a casual mention of Michael Bublé, hoping to catch Kelly’s attention and perhaps prompt a red carpet welcome.
But Kelly, bless her heart, seemed unfazed by the whole charade.
Her demeanor suggested a clear “who is this?” attitude, as if she were watching an amateur production unfold.
It’s almost like witnessing a high school drama where the new girl desperately tries to fit in with the popular crowd.
And let’s face it, Clarkson appears about as interested in having Markle on her show as most of us are in watching paint dry.
Megan’s attempts to mingle with the stars have become increasingly transparent.
She’s been on a mission to befriend every A-lister imaginable, from Beyoncé to Taylor Swift, ticking names off a list as if she’s trying to reclaim her lost spotlight.
It’s as if she believes that rubbing elbows with the right people will magically revive her career, but her efforts are more clumsy than clever.
Remember her podcast, Archetypes?
That venture fizzled out faster than anyone could have anticipated, thanks to Spotify’s decision to part ways with her.
Now, she’s pivoting to a new collaboration with Lemonada Media, grasping at straws in hopes of striking gold once more.
Yet, the public’s interest in her endeavors seems to be waning, leaving her latest project gasping for attention.
Just when you thought the podcast scene couldn’t get any more packed, enter Queen Camilla, launching her own literary podcast.
This move feels like a strategic play on the chessboard of celebrity culture, while Markle is left trying to figure out the rules.
Camilla’s show, focusing on the love of books, is bound to resonate with literature enthusiasts, making Markle’s attempts look like a poorly scripted fan fiction.
In this ongoing saga, Markle’s quest for acceptance among the A-list is starting to resemble a reality show—one that ironically, she might be the only viewer of.
Meanwhile, Kelly Clarkson remains blissfully unbothered, proving that not all that glitters in Hollywood is gold.
Sometimes, it’s just a determined duchess trying a bit too hard to shine.
As Markle continues her pursuit of celebrity connections, it raises questions about her motivations and the lengths she’ll go to regain her status.
