In a twist that could only be described as both entertaining and bewildering, Meghan Markle has taken a leap into the tumultuous world of real estate loans.
And yes, you guessed it—she’s dragged Prince Harry along for this wild ride.
Apparently, Meghan believes their royal earnings can somehow stretch to cover a loan that exceeds Harry’s income by a staggering four times.
Cue the collective eye roll from onlookers.
As if the couple didn’t already have enough challenges to contend with, their lavish Montecito mansion seems to attract more trouble than a summer blockbuster.
The neighborhood has become a hotspot for thieves, with their home frequently targeted by those who’ve done their homework on the rich and famous.
One would think that the looming threat of burglary would lead them to tighten their belts, but Meghan had other plans in mind.
According to insiders, Meghan’s ambitious real estate dreams hit a wall in Los Angeles, a city where aspirations—and loan applications—often go to die.
The couple found themselves grappling with the harsh reality that banks typically require stable and verifiable income to approve hefty loans.
Who would have thought that potential Netflix deals and Spotify streams wouldn’t cut it in the eyes of financial institutions?
Harry, who has been taking on the role of the reluctant cosigner, was reportedly taken aback when Meghan urged him to apply for a loan that would make even seasoned bankers blush.
With his steady income from BetterUp—a mental health coaching platform—Harry found himself in an awkward position, trying to convince lenders that they could indeed afford such a significant sum.
Spoiler alert: they couldn’t.
Predictably, the loan application was rejected faster than Meghan declined an invitation to a family gathering back in the UK.
Banks, it turns out, aren’t easily swayed by royal titles or tales of familial drama.
They demand proof of future income, something that the Sussexes simply couldn’t provide.
With their dreams of homeownership dashed, Meghan and Harry now find themselves navigating the rental market.
Oh, the humility!
But wait, there’s more to this unfolding saga.
Rumors suggest that Meghan has taken up temporary residence at the opulent Beverly Hills Hotel, racking up a bill that could make even the wealthiest cringe.
One can only imagine the extravagant lifestyle she’s indulging in while plotting her next move in this real-life game of thrones—or should we say homes?
As debts continue to accumulate and banks cast wary glances their way, one can’t help but wonder what lies ahead for these wayward royals.
Will they eventually discover a dream home that fits within their budget?
Or will they continue to wander through the property market, searching for a castle that they can actually afford?
Only time—and perhaps the next tabloid headline—will reveal the next chapter in Meghan and Harry’s ever-evolving story.
As their misadventures unfold, it’s clear that the couple remains a source of fascination.
