The latest escapade of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle is akin to a captivating car crash in slow motion – impossible to look away.
The royal renegades aimed for a private box at the Super Bowl, shunning the peasant seating, only to be met with a flat-out denial from the event’s organizers.
The audacity of not extending the red carpet treatment to Hollywood’s part-time royalty left many bewildered.
Meghan had grand plans to overshadow Taylor Swift’s Super Bowl appearance, a move that seemed rather ambitious given her background as a former cable TV actress and Harry’s status as a prince in exile.
Their Valentine’s Day antics from the previous year, where Harry chose football over romance by spending time with Princess Eugenie in a private box, stood in stark contrast to their current predicament as mere spectators on the outskirts.
The snub from the cast reunion of “Suits,” Meghan’s former showbiz stomping ground, added salt to the wound.
As Gina Torres, Rick Hoffman, and Sarah Rafferty reunited for a Super Bowl commercial, Meghan’s absence was glaring, serving as a reminder that life in the world of suits goes on without her, despite her once-prominent role in the series.
Rumors swirl about Meghan potentially returning to the “Suits” universe in a spinoff, a move that has been met with skepticism from royal expert Richard Fitzwilliams, who labeled it a farcical step backward.
The unpredictability of Harry and Meghan’s decisions is evident as they navigate between seeking Super Bowl glory and attempting an acting redemption, a journey that reads like a poorly scripted reality show.
Their relentless pursuit of relevance paints a picture of protagonists unaware that they are not the heroes of the story but rather distant relatives causing a scene at family events.
Will their quest for a happy ending materialize, or will they continue stumbling from one PR mishap to another?
The unfolding saga of Harry and Meghan promises to be an entertaining spectacle, leaving audiences intrigued about what the future holds for the controversial duo.