In a stunning turn of events, Scott Davis has revealed that Meghan Markle, often dubbed the “Duchess of Delusions,” has been left out of the much-anticipated *Suits* LA spinoff.
This news, while shocking to some, feels like the natural course of things given her history with the show.
The new series, which aims to breathe fresh life into legal dramas under the direction of Stephen Aiel, appears to have no interest in former royal appearances or lackluster performances.
To put it bluntly, Meghan’s role in the original *Suits* was forgettable at best.
Calling her a star is akin to claiming that the water boy deserves the MVP trophy in football.
As we watch Meghan and her constant companion, Harry, longing for the past from their home in Vancouver, it’s hard not to chuckle at their nostalgia for her fleeting moments on screen—moments that showcased her talent as effectively as a telemarketer delivers a sales pitch.
But wait, the plot thickens.
In an apparent attempt to stay relevant, Meghan has launched a lifestyle brand called American Riviera Orchard.
The name alone suggests a desperate bid for attention, especially since “uninspired cash grab” was already taken.
This new venture is marketed as a lifestyle brand, but let’s be real—the lifestyle it promotes seems to be one of relentless self-promotion and an inflated sense of importance.
Just when you thought things couldn’t get more cringeworthy, Netflix has reportedly offered Meghan a cooking show.
Yes, you read that right.
When people think of culinary excellence, Meghan Markle is apparently at the top of the list, right alongside celebrity chefs.
The public response has been a mix of indifference and outright ridicule, with many questioning the legitimacy of her branding efforts and her seemingly insatiable need for attention.
Social media has not held back, as comments flood in questioning both the viability of her brand and the necessity of her continued presence in the spotlight.
It feels as though Meghan and Harry are on a mission to redefine mediocrity, leaving us all pondering when this relentless pursuit of irrelevance will finally come to an end.
Adding a layer of irony to this saga is the royal website’s choice to feature a photo of Meghan from her *Suits* days.
This seems like a cheeky reminder of her minimal contributions to the acting world, almost as if someone is nudging her and saying, “Remember this?
It was all downhill from here.” The juxtaposition of her character’s day off in *Suits* and her current career trajectory is striking.
In the show, that day off marked a turning point; in real life, it feels like Meghan is celebrating a career that never truly took off.
The difference, however, is stark—what was merely a day for her character has transformed into a lifetime achievement award for unparalleled underachievement in reality.
So, Meghan, perhaps it’s time to reconsider your comeback attempts.
The world, much like the *Suits* LA spinoff, seems to have moved on without you.
And Harry, dear Harry, it might be wise to find a hobby that doesn’t involve being the eternal sidekick in Meghan’s ongoing saga of misadventures.
